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Anonymous asked: it means that your too much work and too complicated and stubborn and u never know how u feel about anyone or anything and u are too loud and ur laugh is annoying and loud and u expect too much and get attached too fast and get clingy and talk A LOT!!! and that you have horrible music taste and you are all over the place. The only thing u got going for u are looks and even those... they aren't all that great.

Wow. Thank you. Thank you so much. Just goes to show that I made the right decision in choosing him over u because he sees all those things u apparently hate and still accepts them and likes me the same. Even with all these flaws that I have, he thinks I’m perfect and makes me feel perfect. There’s a different between someone telling u ur perfect and then someone actually convincing u and making u feel perfect. And that’s what he has done. So thank you for reasuring me about my decision.

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

forebidden:

i just ate a grape
#food #grape #grapes #white grapes #wine #fruits #vintage #fashion #gifs #text #trendy #lol #random #90s #90s kids #hipster #hipster edit #tv #t #v #coffee #starbucks #art #artists #drawings #paint

I LITERALLY CAN NOT BREATHE 

(Source: shabashoobi)